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    June 19, 2008
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In this satirically witty look at the entertainment industry, Cole (Sean Patrick Flanery) is a record company executive who makes a wager with one of his colleagues that he can take anyone off the street and turn him or her into a star. Enter Maggie Moreno (Camille Guaty), an attractive woman with no outwardly visible talent who becomes the subject of Cole's experiment. In less than a month, he subjects her to music lessons, dance lessons, and a makeover so she'll seem "more Latin" while setting the hype machine in action to make the world aware of the emergence of a new star. But Maggie becomes increasingly unsure if she wants to be a star, especially at the expense of her own identity, while Cole has misgivings of his own when he begins to fall for Maggie. 30 Days Until I'm Famous also features Udo Kier and Alanna Ubach; Scott Stapp and Carmen Electra have cameo roles as themselves.
 
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A long TV show
on August 9, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
Well, just about any Latina can be turned into a star. That's what this movie says. And if they try to be themselves, then they won't be much. They need to be saucy and Madonna-esqu. Whatever that means.
This wouldn't even have been aired as a pilot. But I guess every cable channel now wants to have its own productions. Guaty is cute. Flanery is Flanery. Carmen Electra isn't horrible. She's Carmen Electra.
What's great about it: Las Vegas Meets Music Videos
What's not so great: I guess it's a VH1 Movie
No, I would not recommend this to a friend.
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A small-time con man from the streets teams up with an aging grifter and legendary scam artist to pull off the scam of a lifetime in this thriller starring Federico Luppi and following in the tradition of David Mamet. Ernesto (Ernesto Alterio) may be slick, but his career in crime simply hasn't progressed past working three-card monte on gullible Madrid marks who think they can't lose. When Ernesto makes the acquaintance of middle-aged confidence man El Manco (Manuel Alexandre) he is shocked to learn that the veteran criminal has close ties to notorious con king Federico (Luppi). As the street-smart trio combine their skills and the greenbacks start rolling in, Federico hatches a lucrative real estate plan that could make them all millionaires. There's just one catch though -- in order to carry out the plan, the crew will need the help of Federico's ex-lover Pilar (Victoria Abril), and the introduction of this volatile new element sends trust among the former trio to an all-time low.
 
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A Spanish Caper
on August 8, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
If anyone out there is looking for a foreign film to remake this one would provide a great script. Victoria Abril is a major Spanish Actress and she pulls off her role here, well.
This is one of those O'Henry style thrillers. Everyone twists around on everyone else. And the twists are nicely pulled off. I'm sure it's better for those who understand Spanish, but even with the rather copious subtitles it is an intriguing little film.
What's great about it: Well plotted and executed
What's not so great: Subtitled
I would recommend this to a friend!
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A good-old-boy small-town sheriff in a New Orleans parish happens upon a murder case that threatens to end his career in Behind the Badge, the embattled second feature of writer/director Robby Henson (Pharaoh's Army). Billy Bob Thornton stars as Darl, a divorced lawman first spotted sleeping in his truck outside his favorite bar. Darl gets a call about a truck accident, and happily hands out shoes from the ditched tractor-trailer to win over the locals for his re-election. But then the body of a beautiful woman is found in the mud near the wrecked truck. The "woman" turns out to be a transsexual with a .22 slug in her back. Prejudice reigns in the small community, and no one seems to be taking the murder too seriously. Local politicians, including a powerful judge (William Devane), are focused on the upcoming election, and are also angling to build a casino in town, and so they want to keep the sordid murder quiet. The victim's wife, Scarlet (Patricia Arquette), a New Orleans stripper, shows up. Despite Darl's own prejudices, he finds himself attracted to Scarlet, and starts to look into the case. Soon he learns that his investigation and his big mouth have cost him his slot on the ticket. When he presses on, he finds himself jailed on a trumped-up statutory rape charge. Struggling with his own family history of disgrace, Darl considers making a deal with the local bigwigs in order to keep his job. But when he learns that Scarlet is in danger, he's forced into action. Sela Ward and Jena Malone also star. Behind the Badge was heading for theatrical distribution before production company Propaganda Films went bankrupt. The film was unable to find a new distributor and premiered on Starz cable on September 7, 2002.
 
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All the Dirty Politics and a Thriller
on August 7, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
An early Billy Bob Thornton film. A police drama on the surface. The surface quickly gets torn away and we have any number of surprises waiting for us.
If you could imagine Carson McCullers or William Faulkner writing a crime drama, this might be what turns out. That's not saying that it is that complex. But that it has the turns and twists of the Southern Mind under a microscope.
There are some nice small performances here by people who have since vaulted into spotlights. The direction is good. The atmosphere isn't exactly tasteful, but keeps the film moving.
What's great about it: Who really runs the Parrish?
What's not so great: Imagine every back corner of New Orleans
I would recommend this to a friend!
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Parking Attendant Falls in Love
on August 6, 2008
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from Fort Thomas, KY
Like many of these films, a debt is owed to The Collector, the great Fowles novel that was turned into a film decades ago. Smart young thing, Rachel Nichols, stays late at the office on Christmas Eve. Her car is the only one left in the underground garage. Only she doesn't know that the night attendant has had a secret crush on her.
Nichols gets to flex some of the muscles she learned on Alias. As she and her captor chase through the underground garage. He's more than mad because she wasn't appreciative of the microwaved dinner he'd prepared for her. Of course being chained doesn't help her mood.
Nothing really unpredictable. But better than some of these formula pieces.
What's great about it: A decent thriller
What's not so great: Despite the tension not much happens
I would recommend this to a friend!
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A Great Sequel for the Family
on August 5, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
The kids pull out a new game. And are blasted into deep space. The twists and turns that were there in the original continue in this one. There's also a little time travel, of sorts.
There's a wonderful scene in the basement, early on, where the furnace looks exactly like a monster. The young kid doesn't react specifically to it, but we, as an audience, see the monster furnace. But no one points a finger at it. This is an example of how nicely done this is.
The morals taught here are also nicely done. The family comes closer together through experiencing the game. Kids should love this.
What's great about it: Takes Jumani a step further
What's not so great: nothing significant
I would recommend this to a friend!
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Kate Remakes Goldie
on August 4, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
If you've seen films like Captain Ron and Overboard, go back and rewatch them. This is a formula film that offers nothing new.
Find the Treasure. The bad guys are rappers. I guess that's new. But the reluctant damsel in distress. The inept guy. And a mountain of gold.
All you need is a dragon to guard the treasure. And they almost give you one of those. Blow Hole!
What's great about it: It's Pretty and Predictable
What's not so great: Everything Else
No, I would not recommend this to a friend.
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Mayan Invasion of the Body Snatchers
on August 3, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
We have this thing in this culture. We take a young actress and we put her in a Horror Flick. The idea is to get the empathy of the young audience. The girls scream. The guys are sympathetic. And almost everyone on the screen dies.
This is a typical horror flick. A group of young people, always attractive, of course, goes off into the wilderness despite common sense. And, as is usual, they meet something much bigger than they are, something scary.
When these worked they were funny. When they don't work they are usually still funny. This one really isn't all that scary. All of the ideas come from other films, they're just transplanted to the Mayan peninsula because that's where a lot of young people now hang out due to the liberal drinking age.
In case this is your cup of deadly biological element I won't reveal the machinations that bring us to a quicker than usual conclusion.
What's great about it: Bright young cast
What's not so great: Everything Else
No, I would not recommend this to a friend.
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Batman's Progeny
on July 30, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
This was in the era of women adventure stars. So we had children of the Bat roaming the city and carrying on the tradition. Some early performance by some pretty good actresses. Ashley Scott and Dina Meyer are most notable.
This is definitely a bit on the dark side. Not as Dark as the current hit film, but not comic Batman. And the unusual skills the young women have are interesting.
If you caught the original series you'll want to have it. If you didn't you'll enjoy this peek into the past.
What's great about it: Short lived series makes it to DVD
What's not so great: Some stories a bit poorly developed
I would recommend this to a friend!
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Witchblade: The Complete Series [DVD]
 
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Finally on DVD
on July 29, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
Based on the graphic novel, Witchblade hit TV seven years ago. A bit of the supernatural, a bit of cops and some strange artifacts. This is one of those shows, similar to Firefly, that was a major cult favorite at the time.
The stories are well developed. There is a good story arc over the length of the series. And some really interesting mysteries to pay attention to.
If you haven't seen it, you're in for a treat. If you saw the show you've been waiting for it as well.
What's great about it: One of the Breakthrough Series
What's not so great: Does it hold up
I would recommend this to a friend!
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Perceptive psychotherapist Paul (Gabriel Byrne) strives to help five troubled patients overcome the problems that plague them in this release featuring all 43 episodes of the popular HBO drama series In Treatment.
 
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Never been to a psychiatrist?
on July 28, 2008
Posted by: hroeder
from Fort Thomas, KY
This HBO series follows a series of patients visiting a psychiatrist. A half hour at a time. We also see the psychiatrist's family life.
Gabriel Byrne plays the Psychiatrist, Paul. Everything revolves around Paul. His patients are played well by a host of well known, and not so well know actors. Melissa George does a wonderful job as the patient who turns into a heart throb. Blair Underwood is Alex the egotistical-vulnerable Air Force pilot. Embeth Daviditz is the wife with a conception problem. And Diane Wiest plays Paul's psychiatrist, who becomes a crucial process of this month long, five days a week process. But must important is the find of the series: Mia Wasikowska who plays the would olympic gymnist, Sophia. (Try to remember that name. Mia is going to be a major star.)
If you want action, this really isn't for you. But if you like to delve into what makes people tick, try watching it a day at a time. Little hailed, this is one of the best cable series done.
What's great about it: Weeks with five patients at a psychiatrist
What's not so great: Some sick people get boring
I would recommend this to a friend!
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