The funtastical family film about "real spies...only smaller" comes to DVD and flops. Sure, the colors of Floop's Fooglies are rich and bright on the 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen presentation and yes, the Dolby Digital 5.1 audio makes for sharp and strong sound, but for a movie that's jam-packed with stunts, special effects, makeup, and gadgets, the bonus features are virtually MIA. Who cares that there's two trailers, a couple sneak peeks (okay, A Wrinkle in Time does look sensational), a Spy Kids website promo, and two advertisements (Spy Kids soundtrack and the book, Artemis Fowl)? Where's the behind-the-scenes featurettes -- the "How'd they do that?" look at the Thumb-thumbs, the close-up inspection of the nifty gadgets like the Machete Buddy Pak and the Electroshock Gumballs, the interview with Robert Rodriguez explaining what prompted him to move from adult action to family fantasy, the, you know, secrets behind the Spy Kids? While Spy Kids might have been a surprise spring sensation, it's even more surprising how uninspired and ordinary the DVD is. It's also a disappointment for kids and parents. Hopefully the sequel (Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams) will be better -- then again, you know how sequels are.