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"The Nothing Happening"
on October 13, 2008
Posted by: MonkeyMan
from Saint Peters
The Real Title of this movie should have been called "The NOTHING HAPPENING"
Nothing Flipping happened in the movie, A bunch of people are dying at random, Commiting suicide and such. There are several Brain dead theorys as to what it could be causing it, from Terrorists, to p!ssed off trees (wtf?) But they never tell you what the heck it is in the movie. The last 10 minutes of the movie i was really expecting SOMETHING to happen... anything at all... and NOTHING, Absolutely NOTHING happened.
to add to the entire Junktastic experience, is the god aweful acting by Marky Mark. I know this guy is a better actor than this.
M Night Shamalama Ding Dong should have his directing priveleges Revoked immediately (having not made a single remotely entertaining movie since the Sixth Sense)
DO NOT BUY, RENT, OR ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT OF WATCHING THIS MOVIE
What's great about it: No Guest Appearance by the Funky Bunch
What's not so great: Horrible acting, God Aweful Story, No Resolution, NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!
No, I would not recommend this to a friend.
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Learn more about Bioshock - Xbox 360. (Flash demo) SynopsisImagine flying high above the arctic seas, anxiously awaiting your descent to dry land. Without warning, the plane plummets to the cold and unforgiving water at unimaginable speed. Once the aircraft makes contact, you realize that falling from the skies is only the beginning of this nightmare. Wrenched into Rapture, a doomed city beneath the sea, you come across a rusted bathysphere. You learn that this once idealistic society, the brainchild of a hopeful group of scientists, artists and industrialists, now has corpses littering the city limits.Going beyond run-and-gun corridors BioShock presents a unique and unpredictable first-person shooter experience in real time. In order to survive an onslaught of assailants, you must take control of your world by hacking mechanical devices, capturing security towers and crafting items to protect yourself. Upgrade your weapons and genetically modify your body to evade the grotesque ghouls who are after you. Make meaningful choices and mature decisions to ultimately answer the question: Should you exploit the innocent survivors of Rapture or save them?
 
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BEST STORY!!!
on September 21, 2007
Posted by: MonkeyMan
from Saint Peters
BIOSHOCK - Xbox 360
Graphics - 9.5
Gameplay -- 10
Replay Value -- 8.5
Sound -- 10
Online - *
SCORE - 9.5
PROS:
Ultimate in Immersion;
Graphics are Beautiful, especially water;
Sound Design = Best I've ever heard.
Enemies are smart, and have unique personalities.
Multiple Play through's are encouraged.
Who doesn't like 1940's songs?
CONS:
Hacking can get Boring and Repetitive pretty quickly
Frame rate Hitches can ruin the fun at times, but go away quickly
Enemies aren't as varied as they could be.
Some Coop Would have been nice
* "Online" Omitted From Results Due to said Game's Lack of multiplayer
I would recommend this to a friend!
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