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Canary - Indoor Wireless Full HD All-In-One Home Security System

Secure your home and get help in seconds with this Canary all-in-one home security system. The small footprint doesn't take up much space and lets you monitor your home, infant or pets at a glance. This Canary all-in-one home security system offers one-touch access to emergency services with the compatible app.

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Canary saved my marriage

on March 23, 2015

Posted by: orangeadder

Okay, maybe that's a bit of an overstatement. My marriage is still on the rocks.

HOWEVER:

The sheer quality of the device's video, combined with the app, makes this thing way more useful than I had originally thought.

I bought it for security purposes, but the lady and I were hooked on it from the jump and began brainstorming how else to use it:

We home-brewed our very own b-movie version of Paranormal Activity. Guest starring Puppington the Boston Terrier as "Demon Covered In Blanket Walking Around Aimlessly".

We leave it "armed" all the time so that when one of us gets home before the other, we jump in front of it and do a silly dance, which then pings the other person to watch via the app. One time I did a very serious dance, which the device had no trouble recording despite how serious it was.

Lastly, I used it to prank my mother when she stayed at our house this weekend. The app pinged me while I was out to show that she walked into the kitchen and had failed at trying to open a closet door, so I called her from a phone at work and said in my best Christian Bale Batman voice, "THE CLOSET OPENS UP THE VERY GATES OF HELL! DO NOT TAMPER IN THE AFFAIRS OF THE GODS!"

Overall, 5 stars for sure. Awesome system. I can't wait for someone to rob me.

I would recommend this to a friend!

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